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THE HFL CRIMSON CHRONICLE

Vol. 2  •  Issue 16  •  Week 16  •  September 17, 2026
Cover: Louis Geyer
On the Cover: Louis Geyer, WR, Seattle Seahawks

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 15-0, a one-point classic decides the Game of the Week, and Warren Davis and Marvin Daniels turn a Broncos-Titans shootout into the highest-scoring game of the week.

Cincinnati handled the Chargers 45-27 and Denver outlasted Tennessee 38-35, and the league's two unbeaten teams are both 15-0 with two weeks left. Tampa Bay survived the closest game of the season in the Game of the Week, holding off Seattle 35-34. And in Denver, Warren Davis threw for 412 yards and five total touchdowns while Jahmyr Gibbs quietly pushed his season rushing total to 2,663 yards — comfortably on pace to break the single-season record with two games left.

Week 16 Scoreboard

Rams2049ers27
Chiefs30Patriots22
Vikings17Commanders31
Lions21Texans48
Bengals45Chargers27
Jets29Dolphins31
Packers31Colts3
Panthers24Saints28
Cowboys14Giants20
Jaguars21Raiders20
Browns28Bills34
Bears26Eagles33
Seahawks34Buccaneers ★35
Broncos38Titans35
Cardinals16Falcons13
Steelers29Ravens21

All 32 teams were in action.

★ Game of the Week — Buccaneers 35, Seahawks 34

Justin Herbert threw for 355 yards and three touchdowns despite three interceptions, and Deebo Samuel Sr caught ten passes for 150 yards and a score, as Tampa Bay survived a track meet. Bucky Irving added two short touchdowns and Parker Washington caught two more, and the Buccaneers needed every one of them.

Louis Geyer caught ten passes for 151 yards and four touchdowns for Seattle, and Bo Nix threw for three touchdowns of his own despite three interceptions, but it wasn't quite enough. Tampa Bay improves to 9-6. Seattle falls to 1-14 with the best losing performance of its season.

Around the League

Rams 20, 49ers 27

Trevor Lawrence threw for 245 yards and two touchdowns despite two interceptions for Los Angeles, and Romeo Doubs caught seven passes for 90 yards, but Drake London's touchdown catch among his 94 yards gave San Francisco enough to hold on. San Francisco improves to 10-5. Los Angeles falls to 5-9-1.

Chiefs 30, Patriots 22

Jalen Milroe threw for 248 yards and a touchdown, and J.K. Dobbins ran for 81 yards and two more scores, an 80-yard burst included, as Kansas City upset New England. Drake Maye threw for 245 yards and two touchdowns for the Patriots, but it wasn't enough to escape with the win. Kansas City improves to 6-9. New England falls to 6-9.

Vikings 17, Commanders 31

Anthony Richardson Sr threw for 221 yards and two touchdowns and ran for a third, and Brevin Jordan caught two touchdowns on just three targets, as Washington pulled away from Minnesota. Jordan Love threw for 200 yards and a touchdown and ran for a second for the Vikings, but it wasn't enough offense to keep pace. Washington improves to 13-2. Minnesota falls to 4-11.

Lions 21, Texans 48

Quintin Warner threw for 318 yards and four touchdowns without an interception, and Bijan Robinson accounted for 209 total yards and four touchdowns of his own — 110 rushing, 99 receiving — as Houston routed Detroit. Brandon Aiyuk caught a touchdown among his 117 yards and Chuba Hubbard ran for 137 yards and two scores for the Lions, but it wasn't nearly enough to keep pace. Houston improves to 10-5. Detroit falls to 5-10.

Bengals 45, Chargers 27

Jaydon Blue ran for 213 yards and two touchdowns, a 78-yard burst included, and Jihaad Campbell intercepted three passes as Cincinnati stayed perfect. Shane Dressler threw for 318 yards for the Chargers, but five interceptions overwhelmed anything Los Angeles could build. The Bengals are 15-0. Los Angeles falls to 9-6.

Jets 29, Dolphins 31

Riley Leonard threw for 388 yards and three touchdowns and ran for a fourth, and both Darrius Patterson and Dillon Day caught touchdown passes, but New York came up two points short. Carlos Wiggins scored two touchdowns for Miami — a 93-yard run and a 76-yard catch among them — and Baker Mayfield threw for 246 yards and two more scores. Miami improves to 11-4. New York falls to 11-4.

Packers 31, Colts 3

Jayden Daniels went a perfect 10-of-10 for 160 yards and two touchdowns, and Nick Bosa had two sacks on defense, as Green Bay cruised past Indianapolis. Green Bay improves to 14-1. Indianapolis falls to 1-14.

Panthers 24, Saints 28

Lamar Jackson threw for 199 yards and a touchdown and ran for three more, and Trey Hendrickson had three sacks on defense, as New Orleans held off Carolina. Joe Burrow threw for 293 yards for the Panthers, and Joshua Palmer caught twelve passes for 129 yards, but it wasn't enough to complete the comeback. New Orleans improves to 10-5. Carolina falls to 6-9.

Cowboys 14, Giants 20

Patrick Mahomes threw for 186 yards and two touchdowns despite three interceptions, and New York's defense made it stand up. New York improves to 8-7. Dallas falls to 5-10.

Jaguars 21, Raiders 20

Ja'Marr Chase caught six passes for 210 yards and two touchdowns, and Jaxson Dart threw for 321 yards and two touchdowns for Las Vegas, but three Dart interceptions kept it close. Jonathon Brooks accounted for 104 total yards and two touchdowns for Jacksonville, and the Jaguars' defense forced three interceptions of their own to seal it. Jacksonville improves to 6-9. Las Vegas falls to 2-13.

Browns 28, Bills 34

Josh Allen threw for 338 yards and three touchdowns without an interception, and Amon-Ra St. Brown caught nine passes for 200 yards and three touchdowns of his own, as Buffalo held off Cleveland. Ashton Jeanty ran for 168 yards and a touchdown for the Browns, and Dominic Lovett caught a touchdown among his 97 yards, but it wasn't enough offense to complete the comeback. Buffalo improves to 7-8. Cleveland falls to 2-13.

Bears 26, Eagles 33

Jonathan Taylor ran for 238 yards and a touchdown, a 62-yard burst included, and Caleb Williams threw for two more scores despite three interceptions, as Philadelphia held off Chicago. Joshua Karty made all six of his field goals for the Bears, a 57-yarder included, and Ja'Quan Wofford caught six passes for 118 yards, but it wasn't enough to complete the upset. Philadelphia improves to 11-4. Chicago falls to 7-7-1.

Cardinals 16, Falcons 13

Brock Purdy threw for 299 yards without a touchdown, and Rod Gosener caught twelve passes for 191 yards, and Jermaine Johnson II had two and a half sacks as Arizona's defense made a low-scoring afternoon hold up. Jalen Hurts threw for 235 yards and a touchdown for Atlanta, and Arian Smith caught a touchdown among his 96 yards, but it wasn't enough to escape with the win. Arizona improves to 11-4. Atlanta falls to 5-10.

Steelers 29, Ravens 21

Emmett Bennett threw for 161 yards and a touchdown and ran for 87 more, and Eric Cardona intercepted two passes on defense, including one returned 94 yards for a touchdown, as Pittsburgh held off Baltimore. J.J. McCarthy threw for 297 yards for the Ravens, and Michael Pittman Jr caught five passes for 92 yards, but three McCarthy interceptions were too costly. Pittsburgh improves to 5-10. Baltimore falls to 2-13.

Broncos 38, Titans 35

Warren Davis threw for 412 yards and four touchdowns and ran for a fifth without an interception, spreading the ball to Kyle Williams (139 yards, a touchdown), Dont'e Thornton Jr. (120 yards, a touchdown) and Jakobi Meyers (99 yards) — and Jahmyr Gibbs quietly added 65 rushing yards and a receiving touchdown of his own. See this issue's Feature Story for the full account. Dak Prescott answered with 425 yards and three touchdowns for Tennessee, and Marvin Daniels caught eight passes for 247 yards and three touchdowns of his own, the best receiving day of the week by anyone in the league, but it wasn't enough to escape with the loss. The Broncos are 15-0. Tennessee falls to 7-8.

The All-HFL Weekly Team

Week 16's honor roll, built straight from the box scores.

Warren Davis
QB, Broncos
32/43, 412 yds, 4 TD passing, 1 more rushing, 0 INT. Five total touchdowns carrying Denver's offense.
Bijan Robinson
HB, Texans
209 total yds, 4 TD (1 rush, 3 rec). A complete game from every angle.
Marvin Daniels
WR, Titans
8 rec, 247 yds, 3 TD. The best receiving day anyone had this week — in a loss.
Brevin Jordan
TE, Commanders
3 rec, 88 yds, 2 TD. Two touchdowns on just four targets.
Trey Hendrickson
REDGE, Saints
3.0 sacks. The best pass-rushing day of the week.
Jihaad Campbell
MIKE, Bengals
3 INT. The engine of another lopsided Cincinnati win.
Joshua Karty
K, Bears
6/6 FG, long 57 yds. A perfect six-for-six day in a loss.
  • Denver and Cincinnati are both 15-0. Two weeks left, and neither has lost.
  • Tampa Bay 35, Seattle 34 — the closest game the Chronicle has logged all season, decided by one point.
  • Warren Davis accounted for 412 passing yards and five total touchdowns in a 38-35 shootout win. See this issue's Feature Story.
  • Marvin Daniels caught eight passes for 247 yards and three touchdowns in the loss — the best receiving day anyone had this week.
  • Louis Geyer caught four touchdowns in the Game of the Week — his third huge statistical game in as many issues.
  • Joshua Karty made all six of his field goal attempts, including a 57-yarder, in a losing effort.

Milestone Watch

  • Jahmyr Gibbs, HB, Broncos. 2,663 rushing yards through 15 games — a 177.5-yard-per-game pace, after a quiet-by-his-standards 65-yard day. He needs 261 more yards over the final two weeks, about 131 per game, to break Bijan Robinson's single-season record of 2,924 — well within his season pace.

Record Book Watch

Nothing in the all-time top five changed this week, but Louis Geyer's four receiving touchdowns tie for the third-most the Chronicle has ever logged in a single game.

Feature Story: Denver's Whole Offense Showed Up

Denver beat Tennessee 38-35 in a game that needed every bit of it. Warren Davis threw for 412 yards and four touchdowns and added a rushing score of his own — five total touchdowns — spreading the ball to three different receivers over 99 yards apiece. Jahmyr Gibbs, working quietly underneath all of it, added 65 rushing yards and a receiving touchdown, pushing his season total to 2,663.

Kyle Williams caught six passes for 139 yards and a score, Dont'e Thornton Jr. added 120 yards and a touchdown of his own, and Jakobi Meyers chipped in 99 more — Davis had answers everywhere he looked. He needed all of them, because Tennessee refused to go quietly: Dak Prescott threw for 425 yards and three touchdowns, and Marvin Daniels caught eight passes for 247 yards and three touchdowns, the best receiving day by anyone in the league this week.

Buried in the shootout is the number that matters most for the rest of the season: Gibbs is now at 2,663 rushing yards with two games to play, needing 261 more to break the single-season record — comfortably inside his own pace, on a day nobody was talking about him at all.

Press Row & Transaction Wire

Press Row

No letters reached the desk this week. Press Row stays open — a word about your own team, a shot across the division, a prediction you'll put your name to. It runs in Issue 17.

Transaction Wire & Injury Report

Nothing crossed the trade wire this week, and the injury report is unchanged from last issue: Sam LaPorta, TE, Packers, Will McDonald IV, LEDGE, Dolphins, Zach Sieler, DT, Dolphins, Bobby Brown III, DT, Dolphins, John Campa, TE, Vikings and Cam Beasley, FS, Patriots all remain out with no change in status.

Rookie Watch

Both rookie quarterbacks are still undefeated as starters, though one had his roughest statistical week of the season.

Offensive Rookie of the Year lean: Warren Davis and Nicholas Battle remain the story — Denver and Cincinnati are a combined 30-0 in games their rookie quarterbacks have started. Battle threw three interceptions against the Chargers, his roughest day of the season, but Cincinnati won by 18 points anyway.

Defensive Rookie of the Year lean: still wide open. No rookie had a signature defensive week.

Upcoming Week Preview — Week 17

★ Game of the Week — Bills at Bengals

Cincinnati is 15-0 and hasn't been seriously tested in weeks; Buffalo is 7-8 and has nothing left to lose.

Jenna's pick: Bengals

A housekeeping note: all 32 teams are in action in Week 17. The picks below cover all sixteen games.

Dolphins at SteelersPick: Dolphins

Miami is 11-4; Pittsburgh is 5-10.

Eagles at RavensPick: Eagles

Philadelphia is 11-4; Baltimore is 2-13.

Jets at PatriotsPick: Jets

New York is 11-4; New England is 6-9.

Falcons at PackersPick: Packers

Green Bay is 14-1; Atlanta is 5-10.

Titans at BrownsPick: Titans

Tennessee is 7-8 off a 425-yard day from Dak Prescott; Cleveland is 2-13.

Jaguars at ChargersPick: Chargers

Los Angeles is 9-6; Jacksonville is 6-9.

Commanders at CowboysPick: Commanders

Washington is 13-2; Dallas is 5-10.

Bears at VikingsPick: Bears

Chicago is 7-7-1; Minnesota is 4-11.

Lions at GiantsPick: Giants

New York is 8-7; Detroit is 5-10.

Chiefs at RaidersPick: Chiefs

Kansas City is 6-9 off an upset of New England; Las Vegas is 2-13.

Rams at BroncosPick: Broncos

Denver is 15-0; Los Angeles is 5-9-1.

Colts at TexansPick: Texans

Houston is 10-5 off Bijan Robinson's 209-yard day; Indianapolis is 1-14.

Buccaneers at PanthersPick: Buccaneers

Tampa Bay is 9-6 off last issue's Game of the Week; Carolina is 6-9.

Seahawks at CardinalsPick: Cardinals

Arizona is 11-4; Seattle is 1-14 despite Louis Geyer's four-touchdown day.

Saints at 49ersPick: 49ers

Both teams are 10-5; San Francisco gets the nod at home.

Jenna's Picks — Season Record: 176-61-1 (74.0%)

Fourteen right, two wrong in Week 16 — the Chiefs over the Patriots and the Dolphins over the Jets were the two the desk missed. A strong week pushes the season mark to 74%.

Fan Mailbag

No letters reached the desk this week, so the Chronicle wrote the questions it's confident somebody in this league is asking. The real mailbag is open and runs with your name on it.

From a reader who noticed the box score under the noise of Denver's shootout: "Gibbs only ran for 65 yards. Does that slow down the record chase at all?"
Jenna: Barely. He's still at 177.5 yards a game for the season, and Sunday's 65 doesn't change that average much. He needs 261 more yards over two games — 131 a week — to break the record, well under his own pace. A quiet day by his standards is still a normal week for most backs in this league.
From a reader watching the Game of the Week: "35-34 is about as close as it gets. Was that really the tightest game of the season?"
Jenna: By final margin, yes — one point is as close as a game can be decided without going to overtime. Combined with Louis Geyer's four-touchdown day on the losing side, it's the kind of game that's hard to file away as just another entry in the box score. Tampa Bay will take the win. Seattle, at 1-14, doesn't have many more chances to make one like it count.
From a reader looking at the calendar: "Two weeks left. What's actually still in question this season?"
Jenna: More than you'd think for a league with two 15-0 teams. Whether Denver or Cincinnati — or both — finish perfect. Whether Jahmyr Gibbs breaks the single-season rushing record before the year is out. Whether Green Bay, still alive at 14-1, gets a chance to matter in the final two weeks. And the Defensive Rookie of the Year race, which as of this issue still doesn't have a real leader. Plenty on the table yet.

League Poll

Results from last issue's poll are in: both votes went to "Denver vs. Cincinnati — who finishes 18-0, if either does." Both teams are still perfect after Sunday, so that race is still very much alive.

This week's poll:

Two weeks left. Which Week 16 performance was the most fun to watch?

  • Louis Geyer — four touchdowns in a one-point Game of the Week
  • Warren Davis — 412 yards and five total touchdowns for Denver
  • Marvin Daniels — 247 receiving yards and three touchdowns
  • Joshua Karty — a perfect 6-for-6 on field goals

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Sixteen weeks down, two to go. Denver and Cincinnati are both still perfect, a one-point classic in the Game of the Week might be the best game of the season, and Jahmyr Gibbs's march toward the rushing record keeps going, one quiet Sunday at a time.

Press Row is open, the mailbag runs with your name on it, and the poll is live — vote, and the Chronicle will see everybody back here after Week 17.

Until next week, the Chronicle stands with all 32.
— Jenna Tulls, Senior HFL Correspondent

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Every Game of the Week pick, scored. Jenna is 7-1 on the 8 games she has called.

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2luke2612 100/0
3skeem__ 010/0
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