Hypnotic Football League Hub

Vol. 3 · Issue 1

Week 1: Josh Allen

QB, Cleveland Browns

Josh Allen goes first, quarterbacks go one through five, and 1,728 picks later the HFL has 32 new rosters for Season IX. Veronica "Ronnie" Ruckus takes over the desk, and HFL-NN goes on the air.

🏈 HANK BARRETT’S HFL FANTASY DRAFT TIERS — PART II

By nam23 · Sep 27, 2026

22 Rounds Later: Alright, Now I See What You People Were Doing

Vol. 2 · Issue 23

Week 22: Jayden Daniels

QB, Green Bay Packers

Green Bay beats Houston 34-10 to win the HFL Championship, closing a 16-1 season and the entire Madden 26 cycle in the same afternoon -- no box score survives from the game itself, only the final score. Inside: the full Season VIII retrospective, all four champions of the cycle, Jenna Tulls's farewell column, and the league's introduction to its next correspondent.

🏈 HANK BARRETT’S HFL FANTASY DRAFT TIERS

By nam23 · Sep 27, 2026

Six picks don't make a roster. But six picks are MORE than enough for me to figure out whether you walked into this draft with a plan or a damn shopping list.

Vol. 2 · Issue 22

Week 21: Quintin Warner

QB, Houston Texans

Cincinnati's 17-0 season ends in the AFC Championship as Houston wins 29-14 despite four Nicholas Battle interceptions, Green Bay survives Washington by one point, and the HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a game the Packers won by two points in Week 4.

Vol. 2 · Issue 21

Week 20: Baker Mayfield

QB, Miami Dolphins

Baker Mayfield throws for 369 yards and four touchdowns and loses by one, Bijan Robinson answers with 212 yards from scrimmage and four touchdowns of his own, and the Chronicle's pick to upset Green Bay is wrong by 26 points. Four teams are left for two conference-championship rematches.

Vol. 2 · Issue 20

Week 19: Joey Bosa

REDGE, Tennessee Titans

Denver's perfect season is over. Tennessee, the seven seed at 8-9, wins 16-13 in Denver behind three Harrison Butker field goals and two Joey Bosa sacks, and the Broncos are held to their lowest point and yardage totals of the year. Arizona beats San Francisco by a point, Houston is outgained by 131 yards and wins anyway, and Philadelphia runs for 267 in a 41-3 rout. Eight teams remain, Cincinnati is the last unbeaten one, and the bracket reseeds for the divisional round.

Vol. 2 · Issue 18

Week 18: Joe Burrow

QB, Carolina Panthers

Cincinnati and Denver both finish the regular season 17-0 — the first double-perfect season in league history — Jahmyr Gibbs closes with 3,126 rushing yards to shatter the single-season record, and Joe Burrow throws for 370 yards and four touchdowns to send Carolina into the offseason on a high note.

Vol. 2 · Issue 17

Week 17: Riley Leonard

QB, New York Jets

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 16-0 with one week left, Jahmyr Gibbs runs for 221 yards and four touchdowns to close in on the rushing record, and Riley Leonard's near-flawless day leads the Jets to a 37-0 shutout of New England.

Vol. 2 · Issue 16

Week 16: Louis Geyer

WR, Seattle Seahawks

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 15-0, a one-point classic decides the Game of the Week, and Warren Davis and Marvin Daniels turn a Broncos-Titans shootout into the highest-scoring game of the week.

Vol. 2 · Issue 15

Week 15: Quintin Warner

QB, Houston Texans

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 14-0, Dallas is shut out in the Game of the Week, and Jahmyr Gibbs runs for 324 yards to put the single-season rushing record within reach.

Vol. 2 · Issue 14

Week 14: Pete Werner

WILL, Minnesota Vikings

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 13-0, Green Bay routs San Francisco in the Game of the Week, and a Jaguars running back breaks two all-time records in the same afternoon.