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THE HFL CRIMSON CHRONICLE

Vol. 2  •  Issue 22  •  Week 21  •  October 22, 2026
Cover: Quintin Warner
On the Cover: Quintin Warner, QB, Houston Texans

Cincinnati's 17-0 season ends in the AFC Championship as Houston wins 29-14 despite four Nicholas Battle interceptions, Green Bay survives Washington by one point, and the HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a game the Packers won by two points in Week 4.

Cincinnati's perfect season is over. The Bengals, 17-0 since September, out-gained Houston 362 yards to 299 in the AFC Championship and lost 29-14 — Nicholas Battle threw four interceptions, one shy of his five-pick regular-season finale, and four different Texans defenders each intercepted one. In the NFC, Green Bay held off Washington 22-21, Micah Parsons had two sacks, and Jayden Daniels scored three touchdowns without one of them coming from further than nine yards out. The HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a Week 4 game the Packers won by two points on the Texans' own field.

Conference Championship Scoreboard

Commanders21Packers22
Texans29Bengals14

Four teams played. Two go home, and two meet in two weeks for the league championship.

Around the League

Texans 29, Bengals 14

Cincinnati gained more yards than Houston, 362 to 299, and lost by 15. Nicholas Battle went 22-for-37 for 252 yards and two touchdowns but threw four interceptions — to Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton, one apiece — and Christian Ross caught seven passes for 89 yards without finding the end zone. Jahdae Walker and Marco Escobar each caught a touchdown for the Bengals. Quintin Warner answered 19-for-22 for 266 yards and three touchdowns without matching Cincinnati's turnovers, spreading scores to Bijan Robinson, Jordan Addison and Zay Flowers, and Jason Sanders made all three of his field goals, the longest from 50. Houston (11-6) advances to the HFL Championship. Cincinnati's season, unbeaten since Week 1, ends here, two rounds after the perfect regular season did. See this issue's Feature Story.

Commanders 21, Packers 22

Washington out-gained Green Bay by 44 yards and lost by one. Anthony Richardson Sr threw for 174 yards and a touchdown without an interception, DeVonta Smith caught eight passes for 68 yards and the score, and Mike Hall Jr and Jalen Thompson combined for three sacks. Jayden Daniels answered 21-for-30 for 206 yards and a touchdown through the air and ran twice more for scores of his own — three touchdowns in all — while Trevor Etienne carried 16 times for 90 yards without reaching the end zone. Micah Parsons had two sacks for Green Bay. Both teams were flagged nine times; Washington's penalties cost it 75 yards, Green Bay's cost it the same. Green Bay (16-1) is the NFC champion. Washington's season, which included a division title at 15-2, is over.

The All-HFL Weekly Team

Two games, and the honor roll is built straight from their box scores.

Quintin Warner
QB, Texans
19/22, 266 yds, 3 TD passing, 1 INT. The passing line that ended a 17-0 season.
Bijan Robinson
HB, Texans
84 total yds, 1 TD (0 rush, 1 rec). Quiet by his own standard and still enough.
Jahdae Walker
WR, Bengals
4 rec, 81 yds, 1 TD. The best receiving line on the losing side of the round's bigger result.
Christian Ross
TE, Bengals
7 rec, 89 yds, 0 TD. No tight end caught more this week.
Micah Parsons
LEDGE, Packers
2.0 sacks. Nobody had more, in the game that decided the NFC.
Denzel Ward
CB, Texans
1 INT (21 yds). One of four Cincinnati interceptions Houston's defense produced.
Jason Sanders
K, Texans
3/3 FG, long 50 yds. A perfect day in the game that ended the perfect season.
  • Cincinnati's 17-0 regular season is over as a playoff run. The Bengals beat Tennessee 23-0 in the divisional round before Houston eliminated them in the championship.
  • Nicholas Battle threw four interceptions in the AFC Championship, seven days after throwing five in the divisional round win over Tennessee's opposite number — his second four-or-more-interception game in the Chronicle's last two issues.
  • Four different Texans defenders intercepted a pass — Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton, one each.
  • Washington has now played back-to-back one-point playoff games — a 35-34 divisional-round win over Arizona, then a 22-21 conference-championship loss to Green Bay.
  • Jayden Daniels scored three touchdowns without a pass or run longer than nine yards on the drives that produced them.
  • Cincinnati out-gained its opponent in both of its playoff games — by 125 yards against Tennessee, by 63 against Houston — and still lost the second one.

Record Book Watch

Nothing in the tracked single-game top fives moved this week. Nicholas Battle's four interceptions and Jayden Daniels's three total touchdowns both sit outside their categories' tracked top fives.

Feature Story: The Perfect Season Ends in the Championship Round

Cincinnati had not lost a game since the opening week of the season. Houston beat the Bengals 29-14 in the AFC Championship, and did it while gaining 63 fewer yards than Cincinnati did.

The number that decided it was four. Nicholas Battle went 22-for-37 for 252 yards and two touchdowns — a perfectly ordinary passing day on paper — but threw four interceptions, matched one-for-one by four different Houston defenders: Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton. It is the second time in the Chronicle's last two issues that Battle has thrown four or more interceptions in a single game; the first came in Week 18, a five-pick afternoon Cincinnati still won by four points against a Baltimore team well out of playoff contention. This time the opponent was a conference championship, and there was no recovering from it.

Quintin Warner did not need a huge day to take advantage: 19-for-22 for 266 yards and three touchdowns, spread across Bijan Robinson, Jordan Addison and Zay Flowers, with only one interception of his own. Jason Sanders made all three of his field goals. Houston is headed to its first HFL Championship as the fourth seed in its conference, the lowest surviving seed left in either bracket by the time the Bengals went home.

Cincinnati finishes the year 17-0 in the regular season, a mark that stood alone in league history when Denver matched it and then lost it on Wildcard Weekend. The Bengals carried that record two rounds deeper than Denver did, and it still ended the same way every unbeaten season in this league's history has ended: with a loss, just later than usual.

Building Something: Washington

Washington won the NFC East at 15-2, beat Tampa Bay and Arizona by a combined four points to reach the conference championship, and lost that game by one more. Anthony Richardson Sr closed his season 174 yards and a touchdown without an interception, and DeVonta Smith caught eight passes for 68 yards and the Commanders' only offensive touchdown of the day. Jonathan Greenard, Mike Hall Jr and Jalen Thompson combined for four sacks across the divisional and championship rounds. Washington's own accounting says it out-gained its conference-championship opponent by 44 yards. None of it was enough by one point, which is a different kind of season than the ones spent losing by more.

Press Row & Transaction Wire

Press Row

Nothing reached the desk this week. This issue's Press Row question: Cincinnati went 17-0 and still didn't reach the championship game. What's the one thing you'd want fixed before next season? One sentence. Answer it on the Chronicle's submission page and it runs next issue with your name and team on it. Direct invitations this week go to MrPlanters (Bengals, whose season just ended), nam23 (Texans, who are two weeks from a title) and hypnotic01 (Packers, who are also two weeks from a title).

Transaction Wire & Injury Report

Nothing crossed the wire this week. Six players were added to the injury report since last issue: Rodd Fischer (SS, Broncos), Da'Ron Payne (DT, Commanders), DJ Moore (WR, Titans), Tyler Harrell (WR, Titans), Brandon Coleman (LG, Vikings) and Jordan Love (QB, Vikings). No one came off the list.

Rookie Watch

The rookie quarterback race is over for the season. It did not end the way seventeen straight weeks suggested it would.

Nicholas Battle, QB, Bengals. Twenty-two completions on thirty-seven attempts for 252 yards and two touchdowns, with four interceptions in the game that ended his team's season. He finishes his rookie year 17-0 as a regular-season starter, a mark no rookie quarterback in this league has matched, before the two games that count differently than the other seventeen ended his season one round short of the title game.

HFL Championship Preview — Week 22

One game left. Houston (11-6, the AFC's four seed) plays Green Bay (16-1, the NFC's one seed), winner take all.

Texans (4) at Packers (1)Pick: Packers

Green Bay already beat Houston this season — 37-35, in Houston, in Week 4. That is the only meeting between these two teams, and it is two points closer than Green Bay's average margin in a 16-1 year.

Jenna's Picks — Conference Championships: 1-1

Packers over Commanders was right, by the same one point the actual game was decided by. Bengals over Texans was not, and it was the same reasoning that has now failed twice this postseason: pick the better record, stop thinking. Cincinnati's record said everything except how many interceptions its quarterback would throw. The postseason is 6-5; the season total is 208-73-1.

Questions from the Desk

No letters reached the desk this week, so these three questions are the Chronicle's own and are labelled as such. The real mailbag runs with your name on it.

Question from the desk, on Cincinnati: "A 17-0 team lost by 15 points despite gaining more yards. How does that happen?"
Jenna: Four interceptions happen, and yardage does not know the difference between a first down and a turnover. Cincinnati moved the ball better than Houston did for most of the afternoon and still lost by two touchdowns because Houston's defense turned four of Nicholas Battle's throws into Houston possessions. The box score says Cincinnati was the better offense on the day. The scoreboard says something else, and the scoreboard is the one that ends seasons.
Question from the desk, on Washington: "The Commanders won the NFC East and lost the championship game by one point. Is that a successful season or a disappointing one?"
Jenna: Both, and there's no reason to pick just one. Fifteen wins in the regular season and a trip to the conference championship is a real season by any measure this league has. Losing it by a single point after out-gaining the opponent is the specific kind of ending that makes "successful" and "disappointing" describe the same year without contradicting each other.
Question from the desk, on the championship: "Green Bay already beat Houston once. Does that mean anything for a rematch two months later?"
Jenna: It means one data point instead of zero, which is worth something and not worth much more than that. The Week 4 game was two points, on Houston's field, and neither roster has stood entirely still since September. Green Bay is the pick because Green Bay is 16-1 and has already done this once. That is the whole case, and it is a thinner one than 16-1 usually buys.

League Poll

Last issue's poll asked which conference championship readers were more excited for. Two votes went to Houston getting a shot at the league's last perfect team; one went to somebody finally beating a one seed on the road. Both came true in the same game — Houston, playing at Cincinnati, beat the Bengals by 15.

This week's poll:

One game left. What are you most looking forward to in the HFL Championship?

  • Houston finishing the run that started with a wildcard road win
  • Green Bay closing a 16-1 season the only way that matters
  • A rematch of the closest game either team played all season -- 37-35
  • The HFL crowning a champion that never had the best regular-season record

Sign in with Discord to vote and see where the league landed.

Two teams left. Cincinnati's 17-0 is a number for the record book now, not a bracket anyone else has to solve. Houston is one win from a championship as the lowest seed left in either conference; Green Bay is one win from a championship as the team that lost to Philadelphia and beat everyone else. Two weeks until somebody has to answer for a 37-35 game from September.

Press Row has one question this week and it takes fifteen seconds: Cincinnati went 17-0 and still came up short — what's the one thing you'd fix before next season? Answer it, and it runs next issue with your name on it. The poll is live below.

Until next week, the Chronicle stands with all 32.
— Jenna Tulls, Senior HFL Correspondent

Beat Jenna

Every Game of the Week pick, scored. Jenna is 7-1 on the 8 games she has called.

MemberWLBeat Jenna
1MrPlanters NE701/5
2luke2612 100/0
3skeem__ 010/0
—Jenna Tulls DESK71—

Full table and this week's pick →

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