THE HFL CRIMSON CHRONICLE
Cincinnati's 17-0 season ends in the AFC Championship as Houston wins 29-14 despite four Nicholas Battle interceptions, Green Bay survives Washington by one point, and the HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a game the Packers won by two points in Week 4.
Cincinnati's perfect season is over. The Bengals, 17-0 since September, out-gained Houston 362 yards to 299 in the AFC Championship and lost 29-14 — Nicholas Battle threw four interceptions, one shy of his five-pick regular-season finale, and four different Texans defenders each intercepted one. In the NFC, Green Bay held off Washington 22-21, Micah Parsons had two sacks, and Jayden Daniels scored three touchdowns without one of them coming from further than nine yards out. The HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a Week 4 game the Packers won by two points on the Texans' own field.
Conference Championship Scoreboard
| Commanders | 21 | Packers | 22 |
| Texans | 29 | Bengals | 14 |
Four teams played. Two go home, and two meet in two weeks for the league championship.
Around the League
Cincinnati gained more yards than Houston, 362 to 299, and lost by 15. Nicholas Battle went 22-for-37 for 252 yards and two touchdowns but threw four interceptions — to Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton, one apiece — and Christian Ross caught seven passes for 89 yards without finding the end zone. Jahdae Walker and Marco Escobar each caught a touchdown for the Bengals. Quintin Warner answered 19-for-22 for 266 yards and three touchdowns without matching Cincinnati's turnovers, spreading scores to Bijan Robinson, Jordan Addison and Zay Flowers, and Jason Sanders made all three of his field goals, the longest from 50. Houston (11-6) advances to the HFL Championship. Cincinnati's season, unbeaten since Week 1, ends here, two rounds after the perfect regular season did. See this issue's Feature Story.
Washington out-gained Green Bay by 44 yards and lost by one. Anthony Richardson Sr threw for 174 yards and a touchdown without an interception, DeVonta Smith caught eight passes for 68 yards and the score, and Mike Hall Jr and Jalen Thompson combined for three sacks. Jayden Daniels answered 21-for-30 for 206 yards and a touchdown through the air and ran twice more for scores of his own — three touchdowns in all — while Trevor Etienne carried 16 times for 90 yards without reaching the end zone. Micah Parsons had two sacks for Green Bay. Both teams were flagged nine times; Washington's penalties cost it 75 yards, Green Bay's cost it the same. Green Bay (16-1) is the NFC champion. Washington's season, which included a division title at 15-2, is over.
The All-HFL Weekly Team
Two games, and the honor roll is built straight from their box scores.
QB, Texans
HB, Texans
WR, Bengals
TE, Bengals
LEDGE, Packers
CB, Texans
K, Texans
Streaks & Trends
- Cincinnati's 17-0 regular season is over as a playoff run. The Bengals beat Tennessee 23-0 in the divisional round before Houston eliminated them in the championship.
- Nicholas Battle threw four interceptions in the AFC Championship, seven days after throwing five in the divisional round win over Tennessee's opposite number — his second four-or-more-interception game in the Chronicle's last two issues.
- Four different Texans defenders intercepted a pass — Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton, one each.
- Washington has now played back-to-back one-point playoff games — a 35-34 divisional-round win over Arizona, then a 22-21 conference-championship loss to Green Bay.
- Jayden Daniels scored three touchdowns without a pass or run longer than nine yards on the drives that produced them.
- Cincinnati out-gained its opponent in both of its playoff games — by 125 yards against Tennessee, by 63 against Houston — and still lost the second one.
Record Book Watch
Nothing in the tracked single-game top fives moved this week. Nicholas Battle's four interceptions and Jayden Daniels's three total touchdowns both sit outside their categories' tracked top fives.
Feature Story: The Perfect Season Ends in the Championship Round
Cincinnati had not lost a game since the opening week of the season. Houston beat the Bengals 29-14 in the AFC Championship, and did it while gaining 63 fewer yards than Cincinnati did.
The number that decided it was four. Nicholas Battle went 22-for-37 for 252 yards and two touchdowns — a perfectly ordinary passing day on paper — but threw four interceptions, matched one-for-one by four different Houston defenders: Denzel Ward, Tre'von Moehrig, Mack Wilson Sr and Nick Bolton. It is the second time in the Chronicle's last two issues that Battle has thrown four or more interceptions in a single game; the first came in Week 18, a five-pick afternoon Cincinnati still won by four points against a Baltimore team well out of playoff contention. This time the opponent was a conference championship, and there was no recovering from it.
Quintin Warner did not need a huge day to take advantage: 19-for-22 for 266 yards and three touchdowns, spread across Bijan Robinson, Jordan Addison and Zay Flowers, with only one interception of his own. Jason Sanders made all three of his field goals. Houston is headed to its first HFL Championship as the fourth seed in its conference, the lowest surviving seed left in either bracket by the time the Bengals went home.
Cincinnati finishes the year 17-0 in the regular season, a mark that stood alone in league history when Denver matched it and then lost it on Wildcard Weekend. The Bengals carried that record two rounds deeper than Denver did, and it still ended the same way every unbeaten season in this league's history has ended: with a loss, just later than usual.
Building Something: Washington
Washington won the NFC East at 15-2, beat Tampa Bay and Arizona by a combined four points to reach the conference championship, and lost that game by one more. Anthony Richardson Sr closed his season 174 yards and a touchdown without an interception, and DeVonta Smith caught eight passes for 68 yards and the Commanders' only offensive touchdown of the day. Jonathan Greenard, Mike Hall Jr and Jalen Thompson combined for four sacks across the divisional and championship rounds. Washington's own accounting says it out-gained its conference-championship opponent by 44 yards. None of it was enough by one point, which is a different kind of season than the ones spent losing by more.
Press Row & Transaction Wire
Press Row
Nothing reached the desk this week. This issue's Press Row question: Cincinnati went 17-0 and still didn't reach the championship game. What's the one thing you'd want fixed before next season? One sentence. Answer it on the Chronicle's submission page and it runs next issue with your name and team on it. Direct invitations this week go to MrPlanters (Bengals, whose season just ended), nam23 (Texans, who are two weeks from a title) and hypnotic01 (Packers, who are also two weeks from a title).
Transaction Wire & Injury Report
Nothing crossed the wire this week. Six players were added to the injury report since last issue: Rodd Fischer (SS, Broncos), Da'Ron Payne (DT, Commanders), DJ Moore (WR, Titans), Tyler Harrell (WR, Titans), Brandon Coleman (LG, Vikings) and Jordan Love (QB, Vikings). No one came off the list.
Rookie Watch
The rookie quarterback race is over for the season. It did not end the way seventeen straight weeks suggested it would.
Nicholas Battle, QB, Bengals. Twenty-two completions on thirty-seven attempts for 252 yards and two touchdowns, with four interceptions in the game that ended his team's season. He finishes his rookie year 17-0 as a regular-season starter, a mark no rookie quarterback in this league has matched, before the two games that count differently than the other seventeen ended his season one round short of the title game.
HFL Championship Preview — Week 22
One game left. Houston (11-6, the AFC's four seed) plays Green Bay (16-1, the NFC's one seed), winner take all.
Green Bay already beat Houston this season — 37-35, in Houston, in Week 4. That is the only meeting between these two teams, and it is two points closer than Green Bay's average margin in a 16-1 year.
Jenna's Picks — Conference Championships: 1-1
Packers over Commanders was right, by the same one point the actual game was decided by. Bengals over Texans was not, and it was the same reasoning that has now failed twice this postseason: pick the better record, stop thinking. Cincinnati's record said everything except how many interceptions its quarterback would throw. The postseason is 6-5; the season total is 208-73-1.
Questions from the Desk
No letters reached the desk this week, so these three questions are the Chronicle's own and are labelled as such. The real mailbag runs with your name on it.
League Poll
Last issue's poll asked which conference championship readers were more excited for. Two votes went to Houston getting a shot at the league's last perfect team; one went to somebody finally beating a one seed on the road. Both came true in the same game — Houston, playing at Cincinnati, beat the Bengals by 15.
Two teams left. Cincinnati's 17-0 is a number for the record book now, not a bracket anyone else has to solve. Houston is one win from a championship as the lowest seed left in either conference; Green Bay is one win from a championship as the team that lost to Philadelphia and beat everyone else. Two weeks until somebody has to answer for a 37-35 game from September.
Press Row has one question this week and it takes fifteen seconds: Cincinnati went 17-0 and still came up short — what's the one thing you'd fix before next season? Answer it, and it runs next issue with your name on it. The poll is live below.
Until next week, the Chronicle stands with all 32.
— Jenna Tulls, Senior HFL Correspondent
Beat Jenna
Every Game of the Week pick, scored. Jenna is 7-1 on the 8 games she has called.
| Member | W | L | Beat Jenna | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | MrPlanters NE | 7 | 0 | 1/5 |
| 2 | luke2612 | 1 | 0 | 0/0 |
| 3 | skeem__ | 0 | 1 | 0/0 |
| — | Jenna Tulls DESK | 7 | 1 | — |
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