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THE HFL CRIMSON CHRONICLE

Cover: Josh Allen
Vol. 3 · Issue 1

Week 1

On the cover: Josh Allen, QB, Cleveland Browns

Josh Allen goes first, quarterbacks go one through five, and 1,728 picks later the HFL has 32 new rosters for Season IX. Veronica "Ronnie" Ruckus takes over the desk, and HFL-NN goes on the air.

Cover: Jayden Daniels
Vol. 2 · Issue 23

Week 22

On the cover: Jayden Daniels, QB, Green Bay Packers

Green Bay beats Houston 34-10 to win the HFL Championship, closing a 16-1 season and the entire Madden 26 cycle in the same afternoon -- no box score survives from the game itself, only the final score. Inside: the full Season VIII retrospective, all four champions of the cycle, Jenna Tulls's farewell column, and the league's introduction to its next correspondent.

Cover: Quintin Warner
Vol. 2 · Issue 22

Week 21

On the cover: Quintin Warner, QB, Houston Texans

Cincinnati's 17-0 season ends in the AFC Championship as Houston wins 29-14 despite four Nicholas Battle interceptions, Green Bay survives Washington by one point, and the HFL Championship is set: Houston at Green Bay, a rematch of a game the Packers won by two points in Week 4.

Cover: Baker Mayfield
Vol. 2 · Issue 21

Week 20

On the cover: Baker Mayfield, QB, Miami Dolphins

Baker Mayfield throws for 369 yards and four touchdowns and loses by one, Bijan Robinson answers with 212 yards from scrimmage and four touchdowns of his own, and the Chronicle's pick to upset Green Bay is wrong by 26 points. Four teams are left for two conference-championship rematches.

Cover: Joey Bosa
Vol. 2 · Issue 20

Week 19

On the cover: Joey Bosa, REDGE, Tennessee Titans

Denver's perfect season is over. Tennessee, the seven seed at 8-9, wins 16-13 in Denver behind three Harrison Butker field goals and two Joey Bosa sacks, and the Broncos are held to their lowest point and yardage totals of the year. Arizona beats San Francisco by a point, Houston is outgained by 131 yards and wins anyway, and Philadelphia runs for 267 in a 41-3 rout. Eight teams remain, Cincinnati is the last unbeaten one, and the bracket reseeds for the divisional round.

Cover: Joe Burrow
Vol. 2 · Issue 18

Week 18

On the cover: Joe Burrow, QB, Carolina Panthers

Cincinnati and Denver both finish the regular season 17-0 — the first double-perfect season in league history — Jahmyr Gibbs closes with 3,126 rushing yards to shatter the single-season record, and Joe Burrow throws for 370 yards and four touchdowns to send Carolina into the offseason on a high note.

Cover: Riley Leonard
Vol. 2 · Issue 17

Week 17

On the cover: Riley Leonard, QB, New York Jets

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 16-0 with one week left, Jahmyr Gibbs runs for 221 yards and four touchdowns to close in on the rushing record, and Riley Leonard's near-flawless day leads the Jets to a 37-0 shutout of New England.

Cover: Louis Geyer
Vol. 2 · Issue 16

Week 16

On the cover: Louis Geyer, WR, Seattle Seahawks

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 15-0, a one-point classic decides the Game of the Week, and Warren Davis and Marvin Daniels turn a Broncos-Titans shootout into the highest-scoring game of the week.

Cover: Quintin Warner
Vol. 2 · Issue 15

Week 15

On the cover: Quintin Warner, QB, Houston Texans

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 14-0, Dallas is shut out in the Game of the Week, and Jahmyr Gibbs runs for 324 yards to put the single-season rushing record within reach.

Cover: Pete Werner
Vol. 2 · Issue 14

Week 14

On the cover: Pete Werner, WILL, Minnesota Vikings

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 13-0, Green Bay routs San Francisco in the Game of the Week, and a Jaguars running back breaks two all-time records in the same afternoon.

Cover: Breece Hall
Vol. 2 · Issue 13

Week 13

On the cover: Breece Hall, HB, New England Patriots

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 12-0, New England and Seattle combine for 115 points in the season's second-biggest shootout, and Jahmyr Gibbs closes in on the single-season rushing record with five games to play.

Cover: Brock Purdy
Vol. 2 · Issue 12

Week 12

On the cover: Brock Purdy, QB, Arizona Cardinals

Denver and Cincinnati both push to 11-0, Josh Allen throws for 501 yards and seven touchdowns and still loses, and a Cardinals quarterback outlasts a shootout in Carolina.

Cover: Jonathan Taylor
Vol. 2 · Issue 11

Week 11

On the cover: Jonathan Taylor, HB, Philadelphia Eagles

Green Bay's perfect season ends in Philadelphia, Denver and Cincinnati are the last two teams left unbeaten, and a running back the Chronicle had never featured before is the reason why.

Cover: Tucker Kraft
Vol. 2 · Issue 10

Week 10

On the cover: Tucker Kraft, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Three teams are still unbeaten through ten weeks, De'Von Achane runs for 248 yards and four touchdowns, and a Buccaneers tight end delivers the two touchdowns that hold off Cleveland.

Cover: Nicholas Battle
Vol. 2 · Issue 9

Week 9

On the cover: Nicholas Battle, QB, Cincinnati Bengals

A rookie quarterback ends Washington's perfect season, Green Bay and Denver both push to 9-0, and a kicker in Los Angeles breaks a record that has stood since the league's first season.

Cover: Trevor Etienne
Vol. 2 · Issue 8

Week 8

On the cover: Trevor Etienne, HB, Green Bay Packers

Green Bay and Denver both push to 8-0, Cincinnati and Washington join them at 7-0, and San Francisco's perfect season ends in New York as the league's unbeaten group narrows to exactly four.

Cover: Anthony Richardson Sr
Vol. 2 · Issue 7

Week 7

On the cover: Anthony Richardson Sr, QB, Washington Commanders

Two teams are still perfect after seven weeks, a fourth team joins the winless column, and Washington's quarterback still hasn't thrown a single interception.

Cover: Saquon Barkley
Vol. 2 · Issue 6

Week 6

On the cover: Saquon Barkley, HB, Atlanta Falcons

The season's first bye week thinned the slate to fourteen games and the league still found a way to rewrite the record book, play a 66-50 shootout, and send three teams to 6-0.

Cover: Dylan Sampson
Vol. 2 · Issue 5

Week 5

On the cover: Dylan Sampson, HB, Chicago Bears

Five teams still perfect, two shutouts on the same afternoon, and a running back in Chicago nobody could bring down.

Cover: Jahmyr Gibbs
Vol. 2 · Issue 4

Week 4

On the cover: Jahmyr Gibbs, HB, Denver Broncos

A rushing record falls in Denver, four winless teams finally win, and Philadelphia wins by seventeen with nineteen passing yards.

Cover: Mark Andrews
Vol. 2 · Issue 3

Week 3

On the cover: Mark Andrews, TE, New York Giants

Eight teams still unbeaten, a perfect passer in New York, and a tight end who tied the record book on a Sunday afternoon.

Cover: Kaiir Elam
Vol. 2 · Issue 2

Week 2

On the cover: Kaiir Elam, CB, Jacksonville Jaguars

Ten teams unbeaten, ten teams winless, and one cornerback with the record book in his hands.

Cover: De'Von Achane
Vol. 2 · Issue 1

Week 1

On the cover: De'Von Achane, HB, San Francisco 49ers

A revenge-tour 56-point outburst in San Francisco, a banner-raising win in Cincinnati, and two rookie quarterbacks who won their openers.