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THE HFL CRIMSON CHRONICLE

Vol. 2  •  Issue 10  •  Week 10  •  August 19, 2026
Cover: Tucker Kraft
On the Cover: Tucker Kraft, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Three teams are still unbeaten through ten weeks, De'Von Achane runs for 248 yards and four touchdowns, and a Buccaneers tight end delivers the two touchdowns that hold off Cleveland.

On the Cover: Tucker Kraft, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Three teams are still unbeaten through ten weeks, De'Von Achane runs for 248 yards and four touchdowns, and a Buccaneers tight end delivers the two touchdowns that hold off Cleveland.

A quick note before anything else: NeonSportz, the site this Chronicle has leaned on since Issue 1, has stopped updating. The league's box scores, stats and standings now live at a new home, the HFL Hub, and that's where this issue's numbers come from. The football didn't slow down for the move. Green Bay and Denver both had the week off and stayed at 9-0. Cincinnati didn't have that luxury and beat New England anyway, 30-22, to join them — three teams unbeaten through ten weeks, for the first time this Chronicle has had to write that sentence. And at the bottom of the league, Las Vegas finally has a win. The Raiders opened 0-9. They are 1-9 tonight, and for one week, that's worth celebrating.

Week 10 Scoreboard

Jaguars14Titans9
Commanders37Falcons14
Saints28Steelers25
Seahawks27Rams24
Chargers33Texans27
Jets38Bills27
Dolphins3149ers38
Chiefs23Panthers ★27
Cowboys0Bears24
Buccaneers28Browns24
Eagles30Lions14
Raiders52Colts38
Bengals30Patriots22
Ravens20Giants34

Broncos, Packers, Cardinals and Vikings were on their bye.

★ Game of the Week — Chiefs 23, Panthers 27

Jalen Milroe ran for 136 yards and two touchdowns to go with 228 passing yards — one of the biggest rushing days by a quarterback the Chronicle has seen all year — and Kansas City still lost. Joshua Palmer caught seven passes for 119 yards and two touchdowns for Carolina, and Brandon Hart ran for 100 yards and a score of his own, enough to answer Milroe's afternoon possession for possession.

Joe Burrow threw for 261 yards and two touchdowns, efficient rather than spectacular, while J.K. Dobbins and Chris Olave did the heavy lifting underneath Milroe's rushing numbers for Kansas City. Carolina converted five of eight third downs and protected the ball better — one giveaway to Kansas City's two — in a game that came down to which offense made fewer mistakes. Carolina improves to 5-4. Kansas City falls to 4-6.

Around the League

Jaguars 14, Titans 9

Jonathon Brooks caught twelve passes for 84 yards and two touchdowns out of the backfield, and Bryce Young threw for 159 yards and two scores as Jacksonville's offense did just enough. Dak Prescott threw three interceptions for Tennessee, and the Titans managed only 35 rushing yards as a team in a game that stayed low-scoring throughout. Jacksonville improves to 4-6. Tennessee falls to 5-5.

Commanders 37, Falcons 14

Anthony Richardson Sr. threw for 224 yards and three touchdowns, a 155.3 rating, and ran for 85 more and two scores of his own — Washington converted all seven of its third downs. Dennis Loftus caught two touchdown passes, and Saquon Barkley's 121 yards from scrimmage and a receiving score for Atlanta were not nearly enough to keep pace. Washington improves to 8-1. Atlanta falls to 4-6.

Saints 28, Steelers 25

Lamar Jackson threw for 267 yards and three touchdowns, Jayden Higgins caught six passes for 119 yards and two of them, and Kenneth Walker III added 135 total yards and a rushing score as New Orleans held on for a three-point win. Emmett Bennett threw for 179 yards for Pittsburgh, and Josh Jacobs ran for 57 yards and a touchdown, but it wasn't quite enough to close the gap. New Orleans improves to 6-3. Pittsburgh falls to 2-7.

Seahawks 27, Rams 24

Louis Geyer caught seven passes for 146 yards and two touchdowns, including a 73-yarder, and Seattle's defense scored too — Devonte Wyatt returned a fumble recovery for a touchdown. Trevor Lawrence threw for 275 yards and two scores for Los Angeles despite five sacks, but three Rams giveaways were too much to overcome. Seattle improves to 1-8. Los Angeles falls to 4-5-1.

Chargers 33, Texans 27

Savion Williams caught six passes for 178 yards and two touchdowns, and Shane Dressler threw for 421 yards and three more scores in a shootout that saw Los Angeles pile up 575 total yards. Quintin Warner answered with 224 yards and three touchdowns of his own for Houston, and Bijan Robinson ran for 95 yards, but three Chargers giveaways kept it a game longer than the yardage gap suggested it should have been. Los Angeles improves to 7-3. Houston falls to 6-3.

Jets 38, Bills 27

Riley Leonard threw four touchdown passes, three of them to Reshard DuVall, who caught eight balls for 39 yards and made the most of every one of them near the goal line. Dillon Day added 104 yards on nine catches. Josh Allen threw for 270 yards and three touchdowns for Buffalo, and Amon-Ra St. Brown caught two scores, but five Bills sacks allowed and three giveaways were the difference. New York improves to 7-3. Buffalo falls to 3-6.

Dolphins 31, 49ers 38

De'Von Achane had the best individual day the Chronicle has logged all season: fourteen carries for 248 yards and four touchdowns, an 80-yard run among them, plus two catches for 35 more. Baker Mayfield answered with 315 yards and three touchdowns for Miami, D.K. Metcalf catching two of them, and Terry McLaurin adding 74 yards on seven catches, but San Francisco's 250 rushing yards as a team was too much to overcome. The 49ers improve to 7-2. Miami falls to 6-3.

Cowboys 0, Bears 24

Dallas was shut out. Chicago's defense forced three Cowboys giveaways and held the offense to 153 total yards, while Lorenzo Whitworth threw a touchdown pass and Dylan Sampson added 45 rushing yards in a game neither offense had much rhythm in — the Bears managed only 159 yards themselves, it just proved to be enough. Chicago improves to 6-3-1. Dallas falls to 4-5.

Buccaneers 28, Browns 24

Justin Herbert threw for 324 yards and four touchdowns, Tucker Kraft caught two of them for 137 yards, and Ladd McConkey added two more scores as Tampa Bay outlasted a Cleveland team that scored plenty of its own. Shedeur Sanders threw for 164 yards and two touchdowns, and Ashton Jeanty had 94 total yards and a score, but Tampa Bay's two touchdowns from Kraft were enough to hold on. Tampa Bay improves to 4-5. Cleveland falls to 1-8.

Eagles 30, Lions 14

Jonathan Taylor ran for 161 yards and two touchdowns, an 82-yard burst included, as Philadelphia's ground game (200 yards as a team) did the heavy lifting behind a passing attack that only needed 60 yards through the air. C.J. Stroud threw for 198 yards for Detroit despite being sacked six times, and Jerry Jeudy caught eight passes for 50 yards and a score, but the Lions' offense never found its footing. Philadelphia improves to 6-4. Detroit falls to 3-7.

Raiders 52, Colts 38

Las Vegas has its first win of the season. Omarion Hampton ran for 109 yards and two touchdowns and caught a third score for 165 total yards, Jaxson Dart threw for 272 yards and three touchdowns, and Lukas Van Ness had two sacks, a forced fumble, a fumble recovery, an interception and a touchdown, all in the same afternoon — a defensive box score that reads like a stat-sheet mistake. Indianapolis was not blown out by defense: Alec Pierce caught two touchdowns and Brady Cook threw two scoring passes of his own, but Indianapolis couldn't match Las Vegas's pace. The Raiders improve to 1-9, off the winless list at last. The Colts fall to 1-9 as well.

Bengals 30, Patriots 22

Nicholas Battle threw for 205 yards and a touchdown on just 14 attempts, a 142.5 rating, and ran for two more scores himself as Cincinnati stayed perfect. Kyle Pitts Sr. caught eight passes for 151 yards and a touchdown for New England, and Drake Maye threw for 285 yards and three scores of his own, but two Patriots giveaways against zero for Cincinnati decided it. The Bengals are 9-0. New England falls to 3-6.

Ravens 20, Giants 34

Cam Skattebo ran for 143 yards and two touchdowns on 25 carries, and New York's defense forced two Baltimore giveaways in a game that was closer on the stat sheet than the scoreboard. J.J. McCarthy threw for 239 yards for the Ravens, and Michael Pittman Jr. caught a touchdown, but it was not enough to keep pace with Skattebo's workload. New York improves to 5-4. Baltimore falls to 1-8.

The All-HFL Weekly Team

Week 10's honor roll, built straight from the box scores.

Anthony Richardson Sr.
QB, Commanders
15/19, 224 yds, 3 TD; 8 car, 85 yds, 2 TD. A 155.3 rating and five total touchdowns in a rout of Atlanta.
De'Von Achane
HB, 49ers
14 car, 248 yds, 4 TD (80-yd long). The best individual day the Chronicle has logged all season.
Savion Williams
WR, Chargers
6 rec, 178 yds, 2 TD. The headline number in a 575-yard offensive explosion.
Tucker Kraft
TE, Buccaneers
3 rec, 137 yds, 2 TD. Two touchdown catches, including a 65-yarder, in a win over Cleveland.
Michael Hoecht
REDGE, Giants
3.0 sacks. The best pass-rushing day of the week, in a win over Baltimore.
Garrett Williams
CB, 49ers
2 INT. Two picks in the Game of the Week, backing up Achane's huge day.
Wil Lutz
K, Chargers
Long FG: 62 yds. Not a record this time — his own 72-yarder from last week still stands — but still the longest kick of the week by nine yards.
  • Three teams are unbeaten through ten weeks. Green Bay and Denver both had byes and stayed at 9-0. Cincinnati beat New England to join them at 9-0 of its own. None of the three has played either of the other two yet.
  • Las Vegas is off the winless list. The Raiders opened the season 0-9 before beating Indianapolis 52-38. Both teams are 1-9 tonight, but only one of them was playing for a milestone.
  • De'Von Achane's 248-yard, four-touchdown day was the best individual performance of the season — bigger than Jahmyr Gibbs's 235-yard game last week, though still short of the single-game rushing record.
  • Two quarterbacks had huge rushing days themselves. Anthony Richardson Sr. ran for 85 yards and two scores, and Jalen Milroe ran for 136 yards and two more — in a losing effort, but a rushing line most running backs would take.
  • Dallas was shut out, 24-0, by a Chicago offense that only managed 159 yards itself. Sometimes the final score says less about who played well than who played worse.

Milestone Watch

The Hub's season-long stat leaders are a new tool for the Chronicle — first use of them below.

  • Jahmyr Gibbs, HB, Broncos — rushing yards. 1,674 yards through nine games (Denver's bye kept him at nine). That is a 186-yard-per-game pace, which over a full eighteen-game season projects to roughly 3,350 yards — well past Bijan Robinson's single-season record of 2,924. Ten weeks in, Gibbs is the only player in the league on a record pace.

Record Book Watch

Nothing fell this week.

  • Closest call: Wil Lutz's own 62-yard field goal, ten yards shy of the 72-yard record he set last week in Week 9. The all-time mark stands untouched for now.

Feature Story: Three at Nine

Ten weeks into a season, three teams have not lost a football game. Green Bay got there the boring way again — a bye week, nothing to defend, still 9-0. Denver did the same. Cincinnati had to actually go win one, on the road, against a New England team that outgained it before two Patriots turnovers turned the game. All three are 9-0. None of them plays either of the other two in the near future, which means this is a question the standings alone will not answer for weeks yet.

The gap between "unbeaten" and "everyone else" is starting to look real. Washington, the closest thing to a fourth contender, is 8-1 and has now lost exactly once. San Francisco is 7-2 after a Game of the Week that could have gone either way. Everyone below that is at least three losses back of the top of their conference. Ten weeks ago this was a thirty-two-team field with no favorites. It has sorted itself into three teams that have not lost, a handful chasing them, and a long tail of teams — six of them with one win or fewer, Las Vegas's breakthrough this week notwithstanding — playing out a very different kind of season.

The Chronicle will not pretend to know which of the three unbeaten teams is best. They have not played each other, and on this week's evidence — Denver's bye, Green Bay's bye, Cincinnati grinding out a game it did not dominate — none of them has had to prove it lately. That is still nine wins, and nine wins is nine wins.

Press Row & Transaction Wire

Press Row

The column stays open. No new quotes reached the desk this week — understandable, given half the league spent it adjusting to a new data source instead of talking to reporters. Send it in — a word about your own team, a shot across the division, a prediction you'll put your name to. Wit, not venom, as always. It runs in Issue 11.

Transaction Wire & Injury Report

Nothing crossed the trade wire this week. A note on the injury report: it now comes from the HFL Hub rather than NeonSportz, and the two systems don't appear to track injury history the same way — several previously-reported injuries (Matt Feldman's Achilles, Travis Etienne Jr.'s pectoral, among others) no longer show up on the new source, and the Chronicle has no way to confirm whether that means healthy or simply untracked. Rather than guess, this report starts fresh from what the Hub currently shows.

Currently listed as out: Zach Sieler, DT, Dolphins and Bobby Brown III, DT, Dolphins (both still on IR, consistent with prior reports), John Campa, TE, Vikings, and Cam Beasley, FS, Patriots. That is the complete list the new system shows — four players across three teams.

Rookie Watch

Two of the three rookies the Chronicle has tracked all season played this week; the third was on a bye.

  • Nicholas Battle, QB, Bengals. 12-of-14 for 205 yards and a touchdown, a 142.5 rating, plus two rushing scores, in a win that kept Cincinnati perfect.
  • Brandon Hart, HB, Panthers. 16 carries for 100 yards and a touchdown, plus 34 receiving yards, in Carolina's win over Kansas City.
  • Warren Davis, QB, Broncos. On a bye — still 9-0 as a starter.

Offensive Rookie of the Year lean: Warren Davis's perfect record as a starter is hard to argue with, but Nicholas Battle is the one playing meaningful snaps on the league's best team right now.

Defensive Rookie of the Year lean: still wide open. No rookie had a signature defensive week.

Upcoming Week Preview — Week 11

★ Game of the Week — Saints at Vikings

New Orleans is 6-3 and has won its last two; Minnesota is 2-7 and coming off a bye. The Hub's own Game of the Week poll has it dead even at kickoff — 50/50 — which says more about how this league feels about the Saints than it does about the point spread.

Jenna's pick: Saints

A housekeeping note: Jaguars and Falcons are idle in Week 11. That leaves fifteen games on the board, and the picks below cover all of them.

Browns at BengalsPick: Bengals

Cincinnati is 9-0; Cleveland is 1-8.

49ers at ChargersPick: 49ers

San Francisco is 7-2 and just posted the best individual day of the season from De'Von Achane; Los Angeles is 7-3 off a shootout win of its own.

Eagles at PackersPick: Packers

Green Bay is 9-0 and rested; Philadelphia is 6-4 and playing well, but not 9-0-well.

Dolphins at PatriotsPick: Dolphins

Miami is 6-3 despite last week's loss; New England is 3-6.

Chiefs at TitansPick: Titans

Tennessee is 5-5 at home; Kansas City is 4-6 despite Jalen Milroe's huge rushing day last week.

Jets at SeahawksPick: Jets

New York is 7-3; Seattle is 1-8.

Steelers at BillsPick: Bills

Buffalo is 3-6 at home; Pittsburgh is 2-7.

Texans at BearsPick: Bears

Chicago is 6-3-1 and just posted a shutout; Houston is 6-3 off a shootout loss.

Raiders at BroncosPick: Broncos

Denver is 9-0 and rested; Las Vegas is 1-9, fresh off its first win but not ready for this test.

Ravens at CowboysPick: Cowboys

Dallas is 4-5 and looking to answer last week's shutout; Baltimore is 1-8.

Rams at CardinalsPick: Cardinals

Arizona is 6-3 off its bye; Los Angeles is 4-5-1 after a costly loss to Seattle.

Lions at ColtsPick: Lions

Detroit is 3-7; Indianapolis is 1-9 after Saturday's shootout loss.

Giants at CommandersPick: Commanders

Washington is 8-1; New York is 5-4 off a good win of its own.

Panthers at BuccaneersPick: Panthers

Carolina is 5-4 and just beat Kansas City; Tampa Bay is 4-5.

Jenna's Picks — Season Record: 108-39-1 (73.3%)

Ten right, four wrong in Week 10 — the Titans over the Jaguars, the Colts over the Raiders, the Rams over the Seahawks and the Texans over the Chargers were the four the desk missed. The Raiders one stings least of all.

Fan Mailbag

No letters reached the desk this week, so the Chronicle wrote the questions it's confident somebody in this league is asking. The real mailbag is open and runs with your name on it.

From a reader who noticed the site change: "What actually happened with NeonSportz? Should we trust the new numbers?"
Jenna: NeonSportz simply stopped updating — Week 10 sat frozen at 0-0 on that site well after the games were actually played, which is how the Chronicle caught the problem in the first place. The league's box scores, standings and stats now come from the HFL Hub. As for trust: this issue's numbers were double- and triple-checked against the new source before a word got written — every team record, every stat line, cross-referenced two different ways. The new site even has one quirk of its own already caught (its standings widget briefly lagged on two individual games before the Chronicle worked around it by computing records directly from box scores). Different source, same standard.
From a reader looking at the standings: "Three teams are 9-0. Has this league ever had this many unbeaten teams this late in a season?"
Jenna: The Chronicle can only speak to what it has covered — two volumes now — and this is the deepest into a season three teams have stayed unbeaten together in that span. Whether it's ever happened further back, the record book doesn't say. What the Chronicle can say: all three have separate paths to this point — Green Bay's defense, Denver's Jahmyr Gibbs bailing out shootout after shootout, Cincinnati's knack for winning without needing anyone to be spectacular — and none of them has been tested by one of the other two yet. That test is coming. It's just not on the schedule soon.
From a reader feeling for the bottom of the standings: "Six teams have one win or fewer. Is there anything to like about being 1-9?"
Jenna: Ask Las Vegas. The Raiders spent nine weeks getting outscored and out-everything'd, and Sunday they put up 52 points and got the win the record had been threatening to deny them all year. Omarion Hampton had the best game of his season to do it. It doesn't undo nine losses, and it probably doesn't change where this team finishes. But for one week, 1-9 felt a lot better than 0-9 did.

League Poll

Results from last issue's poll are in: 5 votes on which record should fall next, and "something nobody's thinking about yet" actually won — 3 votes (60%). Passing TDs and single-season rushing yards each got 1 (20%), and nobody picked the rushing yards record. Fitting, in hindsight: the closest thing to a new record this issue was a stat category — season-long rushing pace — the Chronicle hadn't even been able to track until this week's source change.

This week's poll:

Which Week 10 performance was the most fun to watch?

  • De'Von Achane — 248 rushing yards and four touchdowns, the best game of anyone's season
  • Omarion Hampton — three touchdowns and the Raiders' first win of the year
  • Jalen Milroe — 136 rushing yards from a quarterback, in a losing effort that still stole the show
  • Lukas Van Ness — a sack, a forced fumble, an interception and a touchdown, all in the same game

Sign in with Discord to vote and see where the league landed.

Ten weeks down, eight to go, and the league just handed the Chronicle a new data source, three unbeaten teams, the best individual game of the season, and a Las Vegas team that finally has something to celebrate. That's a full issue by any standard, and the season isn't even at its halfway turn yet by wins banked at the top.

Green Bay, Denver and Cincinnati are all 9-0 and none of them has to prove it against each other for a while. Everybody else is left chasing, or in six teams' cases, just trying to find a second win.

Press Row is open, the mailbag runs with your name on it, and the poll is live — vote, and the Chronicle will see everybody back here after Week 11.

Until next week, the Chronicle stands with all 32.
— Jenna Tulls, Senior HFL Correspondent

Beat Jenna

Every Game of the Week pick, scored. Jenna is 7-1 on the 8 games she has called.

MemberWLBeat Jenna
1MrPlanters NE701/5
2luke2612 100/0
3skeem__ 010/0
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